Chooch of the Moment

On the eve of the Defenestration of the New York Jets (see Defenestration) our Chooch of the Moment has to be Eric Mangini. The guy is slime; he single handedly gave the Pats a dark mark in the eyes of every naive sports writer and NFL fanboy. Not only did he do that, he ruined ESPN for me...I can't go for more than an hour on that channel before I hear the word "Spygate" come out of some Sally's (see Sally) mouth. The worst thing about all of this is that people call the Pats "cheaters"...tell me how we cheated. Sign stealing in the NFL is legal...and part of the game! I am glad the Patriots filmed other teams signals man. Football is war and Belichick is Napoleon reincarnate. If my team did not use every resource available to them to get an edge on the opponent then I'd be pissed off! I don't want my team to be civil...this is football! See what you did Mangini, I just got so fired up I forgot to talk about why you are the Chooch of the Moment. Man-gina receives the title for being a rat. He is Fredo Corleone times one thousand. He takes Belichick's trade secrets with him to NYC, bad blood occurs causing Belichick and Mangini to hate each other even more, Belichick stymies Mangini last year from filming the Pats signals, Mangini returns the favor by giving all the carpetbagging national media pundits something to stick to Belichick in the form of "Spygate" attempting to sully our accompishments, and now us Pats fans have to live and deal with it. I pray to God we go undefeated and in the process we rape their horses, and ride off on the women (thats a Three Amigos reference if you don't get it).

-K.O.