Chooch of the Moment

This Bud is not for you. Bud Selig...you are most indecisive, sack of crap I have seen in sports. You are ruining America's Pastime by being a slavedog to the Player's Union. Grow a scro and make some moves. Call your players out for using steriods and start anew. You (MLB) will survive if you just come out and state that baseball had a drug problem. You aren't the only league in the world that has had a problem with cheating (See Italy's Serie A circa LAST YEAR!). Serie A literally had soccer clubs paying off favorable referees to fix games. Major League Baseball is getting off easy with dudes having other dudes stick needles in their bums to get ripped and shrink their balls. Build a bridge and get over it. And by building this bridge, the foundation for it must be the abdication of Bud. Sorry Bud, you want the integrity of the game to remain intact...then GET THE HELL OUT! Is it a coincidence that Bud's tenure of being Commissioner has fallen throughout the whole steriods era? The guy sucks...what were his credentials for being Commissioner of Major League Baseball? Well, I'll tell you. He was the freakin' owner of the MILAWAUKEE BREWERS! Come on now! The only bit of joy the city of Milawaukee has brought to me is Miller High Life and the Alice Cooper scene from Wayne's World! (fast forward to the 1:55 mark).
The Mitchell Report is not going to save baseball from being tainted. Bud Selig stepping down as Commissioner of the league will. Bud...you are a chooch, you do not know how to party. In fact, you are Yo...Chooch's Chooch of the Moment (and a candidate for Chooch of the Past Decade in Baseball).

-K.O.

P.S. Doesn't Bud look like a cross between Virginia Tech's Frank Beamer and a decaying Bill Gates?
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