Merry Christmess?!?!?

So, Brady apparently doesn't remember how to play in inclement weather. I think Gisele is sucking the life force out of Tom, literally. I kinda feel like I am watching Saving Silverman; "Before Gisele, our fun level was at an all time high. Ninety-three, it is now an eight." I think Rodney Harrison needs to take Brady into a mud-pit and beat that shit out of him..........ok........as I said that Tom Brady literally said "shit" on live TV. Way to shut me up...but still! Ditch the bitch.
Speaking of Rodney, I thought my premonition this morning was going to come true in the first half; him and Seymour were clucking dudes up.

This game in my eyes looked like this:





















But turned out to look like this!:




















The game had a pretty face because it was a win, but still...the body needs a lot of work. That game was no supermodel in Victoria's Secret but it wasn't a complete ugly chick.

I am fine with Napoleon Belichick shaking Man-gina's hand and even giving him accolades ("Great game Eric...awesome"). It just means that I don't have to hear the national media talk about how evil Bill Belichick is.

The Patriots 5th Quarter has been more entertaining than the actual game; Brady drops the "S"-Bomb, Randy Moss wears a custodial shirt from West Virginia while the shine from the diamond earring on his left ear is blinding the camera, and Bob Lobell looks like he is hopped up on malt liquor. Back to Moss' earring...I am pretty sure it was the Hope Diamond.

In come the Dolphins on a winning streak!

-K.O.