I love Kevin Garnett, not only because his name is Kevin and he is a Boston sports savior, but because the guy is intense. I was watching the Celts - Houston game, and when it came to crunch time and KG hit those two shots, I literally cowered when he celebrated the success of those shots because I thought he was going to come through the TV screen and punch me repeatedly in jubilation. We've all known KG is intense for a while, but this guy doesn't stop. I am pretty sure the guy pisses Red Bull, that is how intense he is. If he was in the situation of the main character from the shitty movie "Crank" and had to keep his heart-rate up or else he would die I am pretty sure he would outlive the poison and die of old age. He probably rips off the head of each girl he has sex with, that is why the T-Wolves were so eager to trade him...the female population between the ages of 18 and 40 in the city of Minneapolis had plummeted.
-K.O.
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